If you learned anything from last night’s episode, you know that Vietnam has the prettiest lanterns, and that Juan Pablo can solve any girl’s problems with a single smooch. Oh, and apparently repelling off dark cave walls to a place called “Hell” is a romantic getaway. Yikes.
So, I’ll be honest. I was a wee bit jealous of Juan Pablo’s brightly colored shirts. You rocked that yellow button-up, JPG. The girls didn’t disappoint either with their adorable short-shorts, blousy tanks, and gypsy headbands. Lucky Renée got a custom made dress with beautiful violet hues, which she wore on her alone time with the man himself. Nikki’s black mini was cute but mostly her silver dangly earrings were mesmerizing.
Ok so I’m practically bursting inside. What. The. Hell. Poor Nikki was terrified of heights. Does every season have ro have the scared scene? Almost everyone, especially Andi, was jealous of Clare’s extended time with JPG, which turned into a 4am beach romp. Clare, what really happened in those waves? Juan Pablo was not happy, and neither were you. Those were definitely not allergy tears. So much for making his daughter proud by not kissing on the other girls. I don’t get it. One thing I will say, at least he admits to his mistakes. That takes courage.
And 3 people sent home during the rose ceremony?! What’s going on!? C’mon, couldn’t our sensitive Spanish lover see that Sharlene totally wasn’t feeling it?
I gotta say, the memories are all coming back to me and I “love it.”
P.S. Thank you @ladywriter36 for the title.1